Women Have No Plums, Meeting Stacey, Craft Water Update, Colors, and Pronouns

"I need to look like an idiot to keep myself humble at least twice a day."
— Janet Evanovich

Happy Friday, my friends and enemies; I love you both. I'm working here until noon, and then my wife and I and a small group are heading to the hot springs for a weekend of food, fun, and laughter. This is our second trip with this bunch; last year was a highlight…