Why I Write, Dedictated to Matthew Green, Authortarian Barbarians, “Oh My God, They Were Lying!”

"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
— Arthur Conan Doyle

Well, hello, good morning, good evening, good whenever you find these words. I’m up a little early; my pup got into some treats last night with her buddy Griffy and had a sour stomach; she had to go out to use the bathroom…