LGBTQIA2S+ Defined, Coming Out as X, Pronouns are Aero and Smith, My Malfunctioning Liver

"Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why to buy the cow when you can get the milk for…