Eating the Enemy, My First Plunge, Visiting Red Rocks, Batting Instruction from a Real Live Major League Player
"If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them."
— Johnny Depp
Hello, happy hump day; it’s two days down and three to go in this beautiful opportunity to show how damn good you are at life. So far, I’m killing it; I’ve been a Granson, Husband, Father, and Son-…
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